Had a fucking bullshit session on stars where I got constantly fucked in every game I played. Got 3 outered in all my early games then lost twice with AK to oppos AK when they 4 flushed. Only 2 hands I got it in behind was when I run hands on the button into BBs AA. Sooo much fucking bollocks on there it's unreal.

Have ended the bullshit by withdrawing whats left of my roll on there.
Just fucking ridiculous how the useless cunts on there constantly get it in bad and come out ahead.

A week or so ago I applied for staking on bankrollsupply.com
Gave them two aliases, my stars one and my ipoker one that I have with pokerencore.

Got the email stating I wasn't selected, not surprised to be honest. My play probably isn't enough or high enough for 'em, though both accounts are profitable.

The big fucking joke is the line of 'download pokerencore and when you have some stats reapply'

This shows what an absolute bunch are cunts they are. They don't want to stake people, they just want rakers on their site.
Now obviously this is part of their staking remit, and fair enough when they actually are staking, but this is a standard bullshit response.

My ipoker account has decent profit at both stt and mtts, so they obviously just want mass rakers, the wankers...lol

Fuck it, i'm joining all the paranoid cunts, stars IS fucking rigged.
I have been getting 2/3 outered or runner runner 'ed constantly. It is an absolute fucking joke.
Most of the talk used to be that it wasn't rigged just players using optimum aggression, well thats bollocks. Every single exit I have gotten my chips in good, very good, and got them in first.

AA < 64 - runner runner flush
KK KK KJ < 10J - runner runner straight
QQ < A9 - rivered ace
A9 < K5 - flopped full house
AJ < 88 - I flop two pair rivered trips to a canadian cunt
This is just a very small selection of the absolute crap that has been going on

Those wannabee yanks the fucking Canadians have been the worst. They are even worse than the fucking yanks at poker, constantly get it in bad and hit.

Had 3 pure bubbles amongst all this shit as well.

Have retagged all my pokerstars shit riverstars as I have had a Sunday of constantly getting fucked on the river. On Pokerstars it is ALWAYS the fucking river that fucks you.
Have spend the past week abs smashing the 45 and 90 manners, increasing my roll on there by 60%.
Tonight I got constantly fucked in all their tournies. Stuff like KK losing to JJ all in pre and he turns/rivers JJ for quads.
last tourney had 2500 entrants, got to last 80 always above average and get this Brazilian cunt who is raising any pictures,get it in on the turn after I have flopped a straight. Of course he RIVERED his 4 outer to make a house.
Brazilians/spanish and Portugese are on a par. All fucking useless and always seem to get lucky.

Stars tourneys are fucking ballshit too. pay out way to far so unless you make FT you barely get your buyin back.
Them cunts at ipoker didn't have any regular tourneys runing when I looked. just rebuys and satellites to next weeks bigs on there.
Really need to find else where to play tourneys.

Yep you read that right, forward thinking DTD boss Rob Yong likes challenges for himself and his staff at his renowned poker club DTD, based in Nottingham. Therefore he decided to personally guarantee that Pokerstars next UKIPT event based there in April would have a £1million prizepool.

This will be a hell of an achievement as last year, with a £500 buy in, the prizepool was jsut over £500,000. To make the guarentee for this years £700 buy in (£770 with the juice) DTD need to find almost 1500 players.

Satellites are currently taking place on Pokerstars, DTD poker site and at the live poker club.

Details are here for those interested:
http://www.dusktilldawnpokerclub.com/news.php?id=2232

Have not won against AK once in weeks on stars. Every pair or hand that hits the flop loses to the enevitable river card, fucking ballshit.
Played a few of the big runner tournies tonight, min cashed in one. Got completely fucked in the others. Had average stack in the last but 77 no good v bb cunt with Q7, obv his 3 outer hits. That puts me in a good position in the tourney. Even more fucking ridic was me having just been moved and getting my best hand of the tourney, then the bb calling off with that shit. Just keeps happening constantly.

On ipoker I will finding a new site in the next few days. Have an RB account with pokerencore but the site has been fucking terrible for the past few months.
The lobbys had always been very laggy and well out, but they are fucking ridiculous now. Pokerencore don't have late reg facility for mtts, which has been around for a while on ipoker now. This is tilting to begin with, but the lobbys are completely fucked now. Said tonight that the ave was 1800 odd when it was about 4000!!!!
Telling me that there were 300 players left when it was about 80!!! Had to keep asking in chat for basic info...fucking lol

Have run fucking awful since start of 2012 in poker. Only games i'm currently winning on are fifty50s, DoNs and 45 manners!!!!!

Pokerstars have zoom in beta, which is basically just FTPs rush poker.
Well stars version can go fuck itself. Done several buyings, getting fucked by 2 outers constantly. Then got fucked in a 300 bb pot with kk losing to q4. Only benefit of it was decent RB when on FTP. Get fuck all on stars.
Just get ridic beats more often, the cunts

Absolute fucking bullshit tonight. Gone out of every fucking tournament to a 3 outer bar one, where I ran K10s into AA BvB.
Spanish players are soo fucking retarded that they make french and italian players look good.
No wonder people think poker is rigged. I know it's not but fucking hell it has been a brutal last 3 months.
Withdrawn nearly all my roll from online sites and stuck it in gambling accounts, at least they don't appear rigged atm....ironic I know

Staying consistent for 2012. played a schedule tonight on stars and got fucked completely, same old story thats getting fucking boring.

Had a couple of games to play these being the 1000 seat Sunday 6 million qualifier and the first apat game.

I qualified for the 1000 seat qualifier via a $ qualifier..lol Was about 9k entered when I looked on Sat night. Was over 20000 by the time it got started. This meant chip gaining was vital, as was a crapshoot satellite anyway. Basically never got a decent hand and went out when an open ended didn't get there.

In the apat I ran pretty bad, despite this I got my 5k starting stack above 13k. Then lost a 9.3k pot when AJ rivered a flush v my aces. Guy called on flop with abso fuck all but obvo river,rivered it the cunt. Then lost my last 6.5k when I 5 bet pushed with AK and a guy yet to act in the hand called with JJ, lol at that. Obvo he catches trips and I dont catch a queen to make the gutterball.
Only won with 1 pair, lost with every other.
Doubt I will play these again. 5k stack and 15 min blinds. Will be early hours before they final table. Fuck that for a friendly league game, far too fucking slow.

Played a few other tourneys on stars but ran terrible. 3 exits were players hitting gutterball straights on rivers they should never have been fishing!!!

Managed one cash in a 30 minute timed tourney, only a bit more than a min cash though.
Crazy thing is that I have been playing pretty well lately too. Did have that feeling a couple of decent cashes were around the corner, not so sure now

can fuck off with their doomswitch, the cunts!!!!
Been totally fucked over tonight, pure bubbled 3 90 manners. bubbled 2 others. Getting coolered or 3 outered every fucking where.
Sooo many retarded cunts getting bullshit calls rewarded tonight. Wouldn't care when they shove and you call but them constantly calling your shoves with crap and getting there is fucking ridiculous.
Played well tonight too. 1 min cash in a 45 man was my only one tonight. When deep in every mtt sit n go I played.

Also got a chat ban from stars, cheers geoff u Aussie cunt. Was berating a player, not geoff who was holding up every game and he was in 3 of mine. Ran time out every single hand. At first I thought he must be mass tabling so look and he's playing 4 tables!!! Fucking ridiculous.

Could of been a decent night tonight if I ran just average.
Did win a cash session on ipoker though, just played aggressive in right spots